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#1 Saturday, July 28, 2012 04:40:06

daniel_j
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A fure sure way to crash your browser :D

Only works with IE, but you can still do it with others, it just wont crash.
ONLY CRASHES WITH SLOW COMPUTERS.

I've been messing around with JS on random pages, using the designelement code to edit them (code below)

Code:

javascript:document.body.contentEditable='true'; document.designMode='on'; void 0

Anyway, if you want to crash your browser, go to this website;
http://www.worldslongestwebsite.com/
and enter this code in your address bar.

Code:

javascript:R=0; x1=.1; y1=.05; x2=.25; y2=.24; x3=1.6; y3=.24; x4=300; y4=200; x5=300; y5=200; DI=document.getElementsByTagName("p"); DIL=DI.length; function A(){for(i=0; i-DIL; i++){DIS=DI[ i ].style; DIS.position='absolute'; DIS.left=(Math.sin(R*x1+i*x2+x3)*x4+x5)+"px"; DIS.top=(Math.cos(R*y1+i*y2+y3)*y4+y5)+"px"}R++}setInterval('A()',5); void(0);

Notice the Tagname("P") change p to the tag you want to spin in circles eg. img
This is an old trick, but a very cool one :D
There will be ALOT of text in a sqaure xD

Last edited by daniel_j (Saturday, July 28, 2012 08:07:44)


For all those wondering why, why?

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#2 Saturday, July 28, 2012 06:42:08

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Re: A fure sure way to crash your browser :D

Didn't crash.

Looks really cool. :)


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#3 Saturday, July 28, 2012 08:07:09

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Re: A fure sure way to crash your browser :D

SciTecCf wrote:

Didn't crash.

Looks really cool. :)

Hmm.. well it crashed my VM broswer anyway xD


For all those wondering why, why?

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#4 Saturday, July 28, 2012 14:08:58

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Re: A fure sure way to crash your browser :D

Didnt crash. And I have IE. (I guess it's because I have pretty fast internet connection...)


Don't tell me to get a life-- Everyone knows that's never gonna happen. :P

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#5 Saturday, July 28, 2012 14:46:42

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Re: A fure sure way to crash your browser :D

It has no effect how fast your internet is, due to it being a javascript modification, it doesn't crash because your computer is fast :)


For all those wondering why, why?

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#6 Saturday, July 28, 2012 15:35:50

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Re: A fure sure way to crash your browser :D

daniel_j wrote:

SciTecCf wrote:

Didn't crash.

Looks really cool. :)

Hmm.. well it crashed my VM broswer anyway xD

It's probably based off of IE.


We found this tube of glue stuck to your... uh... anyways, you can only use glue sticks now.
http://dilbert.com/dyn/str_strip/000000000/00000000/0000000/000000/90000/3000/900/93946/93946.strip.zoom.gif

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#7 Sunday, August 5, 2012 04:10:36

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Re: A fure sure way to crash your browser :D

I love crashing browsers. :3


http://i45.tinypic.com/2zspqas.png

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#8 Monday, August 6, 2012 01:46:54

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Re: A fure sure way to crash your browser :D

mythbusteranimator wrote:

I love crashing browsers. :3

If you want to crash your browser for sure, go to the Act like a troll thread on my forums.


Don't tell me to get a life-- Everyone knows that's never gonna happen. :P

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#9 Monday, August 6, 2012 02:25:29

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Re: A fure sure way to crash your browser :D

Mokat wrote:

mythbusteranimator wrote:

I love crashing browsers. :3

If you want to crash your browser for sure, go to the Act like a troll thread on my forums.

True that.
:lol:


We found this tube of glue stuck to your... uh... anyways, you can only use glue sticks now.
http://dilbert.com/dyn/str_strip/000000000/00000000/0000000/000000/90000/3000/900/93946/93946.strip.zoom.gif

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#10 Monday, August 6, 2012 10:42:52

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Re: A fure sure way to crash your browser :D

This won't crash it but it'll annoy the heck out of everyone who visits your page.

<script type="text/javascript">
var i=0;
while(i==0){
        alert("Am I annoying you yet? :D");
}
</script>

Endless alerts, the only way to get rid of them is to ctrl+alt+delete, go to start task manager and force-close your browser. :D

Last edited by RedRocker227 (Monday, August 6, 2012 10:43:18)

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#11 Monday, August 6, 2012 11:11:40

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Re: A fure sure way to crash your browser :D

RedRocker227 wrote:

This won't crash it but it'll annoy the heck out of everyone who visits your page.

<script type="text/javascript">
var i=0;
while(i==0){
        alert("Am I annoying you yet? :D");
}
</script>

Endless alerts, the only way to get rid of them is to ctrl+alt+delete, go to start task manager and force-close your browser. :D

I should do that to my sister :D


We found this tube of glue stuck to your... uh... anyways, you can only use glue sticks now.
http://dilbert.com/dyn/str_strip/000000000/00000000/0000000/000000/90000/3000/900/93946/93946.strip.zoom.gif

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#12 Monday, August 6, 2012 13:01:20

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Re: A fure sure way to crash your browser :D

funelephant wrote:

Mokat wrote:

mythbusteranimator wrote:

I love crashing browsers. :3

If you want to crash your browser for sure, go to the Act like a troll thread on my forums.

True that.
:lol:

Oh goodness, please no. I can't go on ONE forum without accidentally clicking that.


http://i45.tinypic.com/2zspqas.png

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#13 Monday, August 6, 2012 13:20:38

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Re: A fure sure way to crash your browser :D

mythbusteranimator wrote:

funelephant wrote:

Mokat wrote:


If you want to crash your browser for sure, go to the Act like a troll thread on my forums.

True that.
:lol:

Oh goodness, please no. I can't go on ONE forum without accidentally clicking that.

:lol:


We found this tube of glue stuck to your... uh... anyways, you can only use glue sticks now.
http://dilbert.com/dyn/str_strip/000000000/00000000/0000000/000000/90000/3000/900/93946/93946.strip.zoom.gif

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#14 Monday, August 6, 2012 13:39:11

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Re: A fure sure way to crash your browser :D

funelephant wrote:

mythbusteranimator wrote:

funelephant wrote:


True that.
:lol:

Oh goodness, please no. I can't go on ONE forum without accidentally clicking that.

:lol:

And smileys will crash it too--
JK. :P
*crash*


http://i45.tinypic.com/2zspqas.png

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#15 Monday, August 6, 2012 13:45:06

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Re: A fure sure way to crash your browser :D

mythbusteranimator wrote:

funelephant wrote:

mythbusteranimator wrote:


Oh goodness, please no. I can't go on ONE forum without accidentally clicking that.

:lol:

And smileys will crash it too--
JK. :P
*crash*

My browser would crash everyday :P


We found this tube of glue stuck to your... uh... anyways, you can only use glue sticks now.
http://dilbert.com/dyn/str_strip/000000000/00000000/0000000/000000/90000/3000/900/93946/93946.strip.zoom.gif

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#16 Monday, August 6, 2012 14:03:39

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Re: A fure sure way to crash your browser :D

funelephant wrote:

mythbusteranimator wrote:

funelephant wrote:


:lol:

And smileys will crash it too--
JK. :P
*crash*

My browser would crash everyday :P

STUPID COMPUTER >(

*crash*

WHAT THE


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#17 Monday, August 6, 2012 14:15:08

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Re: A fure sure way to crash your browser :D

mythbusteranimator wrote:

funelephant wrote:

mythbusteranimator wrote:


And smileys will crash it too--
JK. :P
*crash*

My browser would crash everyday :P

STUPID COMPUTER >(

*crash*

WHAT THE

:lol:


We found this tube of glue stuck to your... uh... anyways, you can only use glue sticks now.
http://dilbert.com/dyn/str_strip/000000000/00000000/0000000/000000/90000/3000/900/93946/93946.strip.zoom.gif

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#18 Monday, August 6, 2012 15:09:48

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Re: A fure sure way to crash your browser :D

That and font bomb ALMOST crashed my browser.  Not quite.


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#19 Monday, August 6, 2012 16:12:12

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Re: A fure sure way to crash your browser :D

GeonoTRON2000 wrote:

That and font bomb ALMOST crashed my browser.  Not quite.

Font bomb didn't crash mine :P


We found this tube of glue stuck to your... uh... anyways, you can only use glue sticks now.
http://dilbert.com/dyn/str_strip/000000000/00000000/0000000/000000/90000/3000/900/93946/93946.strip.zoom.gif

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#20 Monday, August 6, 2012 17:57:46

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Re: A fure sure way to crash your browser :D

RedRocker227 wrote:

This won't crash it but it'll annoy the heck out of everyone who visits your page.

<script type="text/javascript">
var i=0;
while(i==0){
        alert("Am I annoying you yet? :D");
}
</script>

Endless alerts, the only way to get rid of them is to ctrl+alt+delete, go to start task manager and force-close your browser. :D

Or click Prevent this page from adding additional dialogues.


We found this tube of glue stuck to your... uh... anyways, you can only use glue sticks now.
http://dilbert.com/dyn/str_strip/000000000/00000000/0000000/000000/90000/3000/900/93946/93946.strip.zoom.gif

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#21 Monday, August 6, 2012 20:19:41

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Re: A fure sure way to crash your browser :D

funelephant wrote:

GeonoTRON2000 wrote:

That and font bomb ALMOST crashed my browser.  Not quite.

Font bomb didn't crash mine :P

No, that website, the code, AND font bomb at the same time.


http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/1846/gtforumsusarmy.png

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#22 Saturday, August 11, 2012 13:15:46

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Re: A fure sure way to crash your browser :D

GeonoTRON2000 wrote:

funelephant wrote:

GeonoTRON2000 wrote:

That and font bomb ALMOST crashed my browser.  Not quite.

Font bomb didn't crash mine :P

No, that website, the code, AND font bomb at the same time.

:lol:


We found this tube of glue stuck to your... uh... anyways, you can only use glue sticks now.
http://dilbert.com/dyn/str_strip/000000000/00000000/0000000/000000/90000/3000/900/93946/93946.strip.zoom.gif

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